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Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 5:19 AM

I was up to some nonsense on Photoshop again, the kinda nonsense that both creeps out and angers my mom, because she doesn't understand why I have to 'do all this nonsense to my face'.

So anyway this year's theme (hahahhahaha) is evil demon wizard dark lord semi mutated boy. Yeah still a boy, not yet a woman

WHAT?!

Still a boy, but also a man, every bit Fawaz.

This was midway through the thing, with me trying out different highlight methods. I'd airbrushed my face a lot (Ame does that make it very gay) because I imported Lord Voldy's nose - or whatever's left of it - and so had to reshade recolour re everything my whole face.

Plus I really thought the dodge tool could help me out, then I suddenly remembered this other technique where you add the shading in lines, then smudge them. But I had this anyway:

[01/10/11 EDIT: Removed the picture of my nose-removed face lol]

Nothing much to look at, I wish the photo was at a higher resolution so I wouldn't have to blur out all the added details. Like the eyes, how I SO wanna get red, and white, and whitewithaholeinthemiddlesoyouonlyseeonesmallblackdotforaneye contacts, I might just push my luck next time.

After fiddling around I realized it was a complete waste of time to import Voldy's slits cos they're really just that, slits. I can draw them in myself and save me a lot of work. But since you learn something everyday, I tried to make my skin look less tampered, and got meself a skin-textured brush set by KeepWaiting. But a small mistake led to a 'ooh what does this button do' moment, and then I got this:

[01/10/11 EDIT: Removed the picture of my nose-removed plus two-face face lol]

It looked more skin-diseasy before I darkened the whole thing and tried to step TwoFace. It was horrible, and twas such a deviation from what I had in mind, I decided to get back to basics. So I grew a beard.
I wish I could grow such a beard at this time, I so wanna look like a caveman. But just when I hope my Indian genes will kick in, they decide to slack. How Indian. I guess when I really get my awesome bearded face I'll post it all over the net, it'd be such a happy day.

I guess this means I'm gonna redo the whole face project. Wow there's so much you can do in life. Speaking of which, I'm really surprised (and very glad) no neighbours have shown up at my doorstep, fuming and trying to look angry but of course they can't cos so many Singaporeans look dumb as hell when they try to show some red. I scream my ass off so much in the bathroom, and even at those volumes and notes I'm holding back. I'm just too afraid to let it all out, Lambert style, mouth wide open tongue hanging out. The sound reverberates so much in the bathroom I might just cause a tear in the temporal flux of the interdimensional lobe.

I forgot to credit the artist of the fantastic cloud background in the Herbal Essence Thing photoshopped... thing. Hear ye hear ye, let it be known at this time that said picture was created by Dennern of DeviantArt. Fashion it out of pixels did he, and christened it Skywards.

My eyes are starting to kinda hurt, should we stop?

HELL NO!

The pain is still young, there is much to be gained.

Be happy and adventurous and get smarter, and always be kind.





Oh the way I make me feel

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