Anyway it was so freakishly awesome because it struck sometime at night and it came to a point where I couldn't go back to sleep cos every time I thought of leaving the toilet my stomach would churn again and I'd have to sit back down. This cycle of sit stand sit stand (don't forget the purging in between) and lack of sleep got me really dizzy and light headed and I thought I was gonna pass out in the bathroom haha. I was standing there holding the towel rack just waiting for the feeling to come again, then I felt like Whoa, I almost fell asleep standing, then oh wow haha light headed heh. Twas truly an epic night.

And then there was the part where I threw up. It was so sneaky! I thought it'd feel really obvious when I had to throw up but noooooo it chose to slowly creep up on me when I stood near the bowl. I really tried walking to the toilet bowl and then away, and the feeling came and went! Dafreak??? So I decided to just let it all out, since it kinda felt like everything was waiting for a chance to come out anyway. After a few minutes of pre-retching I finally threw up and it kinda hurt. My throat-thing something contracted so hard I couldn't breathe for awhile, dunno if that's normal, but it was funkay. Then again I threw up, this time epic Merlion-style, AND MID GUSH I did a double combo thing and my throat-something contracted further and WHOOOSH COMBO STREAM! and it was such a hard contraction that it bent my body forward, enough to cause the awesome jet of food to hit the rim of the toilet. So there was a mess. And in my mind I think I was like haha shit now I have to clean that mess up.

I felt better after puking, cleaned everything up, then ko-ed. Ahhsum.

Fast forward to when I was in the plane and we were approaching the airport. For the first time in my life, I looked out, saw the lights of my homeland and wasn't all that thrilled to be back. Feelings of insincerity, impatience, rudeness, concrete, and whatever nonsense greeted me. Its not that I felt them, I got the vibes of em. That's just the signals I get from the locals here. Sad, really. And face it, sometimes we gotta count on the foreigners to bring the element of chill or patience to our otherwise demanding and incessantly whiny Everything.

And yeah my back hurts again, owch. Its mostly this one point that ZINGS when I bend over, and otherwise its general discomfort in the lower back when I lie and try to totally relax my back.

Thinking back, the food poisoning was kinduva good thing. Helped me preserve my six pack thing.

And maybe even got it a bit more defined, cos of water loss maybe? I do look a little shrivelled now but my weight's about the same.

Oh look time to sleep.