That intro so didn't go the way I planned... crashed and burned actually. So let's skip ahead.
AHOY THERE PEOPLE. How are your individual lives coming along. Yes? Mmhmm... Huh really? HAHA k that's quite cool actually. Yup... yup... NO. WAY. ALRIGHT HIGH FIVE!!!
Good to know you're all doing well.
And me? How am I doing?
Haha... put simply...
MY WORLD'S FALLING APART.
Oh it just came together again, I can stop panicking now. Nahhhh just kidding, I kid a lot, that's what kids do, yaknow. Sometimes you gadda do whacha gadda do.
Okay anyway do you remember this?
Facial hair was uh, kinda fake. Painted it in onzakom. Well then for Hari Raya Puasa I was involved in a skit that my department wanted to put up. I had to impersonate this encik, who has the father of all walrus moustaches. And as usual, super exaggeration = funnyshit 'hahaha' so my makeup ended up like this:
You can't see but I had a thickass badass pair o' sideburns. Yeah I naturally have a unibrow but this was like a bridge over troubled waters. Skip a month (I think? Or plus plus) ahead, to my one week block leave. I let mah stash and GOATee grow cos soooomeone wanted me to heheh. So have a look:
I think that's my official facial hair pose. It was more lebat than it looks in the photo, or maybe that wasn't when it was at its longest? Can't remember. I also filmed a partial alien autopsy, think I've mentioned this, and I was a click from uploading it to my com and SOMEHOW I went to iron my uniform and blah blah blah then I disconnected my phone and so the vid ain't here.
You know, yes you do, that I will not NOT put in more effort than I need to when it comes to stuff like this. So uh... alien autopsy some other time then? Right.
Btw I'm a Fire Fighter Instructor and it is my personal mission to be the best instructor the trainees will ever have. I was a trainee, so I know how it feels to go through shit everyday, so I wanna be the kinda instructor that pushes his men to go further than they ever thought they could, without unnecessary cursing and swearing and stupid tekan and whatever. And I wanna get super buff too so let's see how my plans come along.
I wanna sleep I really gotta have fun with life yall IT AIN'T GON BE FUN IF YOU AIN'T THINK IT IS, B****. Oushit gotta pay my handphone bill first. HOORAY FOR IBANKING! Later.
Beansprouts meansprouts cleansprouts DING
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