Every time I sign in to blogger, I see that this blog has only 70+ posts. I swear its been like that for a year now, even though I'm sure I've... nevermind.

And its kinda (a little) (no not really actually) creepy that the only semi-manifested guests on my blog are semi-unmenifestable people. I'm trying to sound smart here, work with me.

Its now politick time in Singapore, and whilst I try to act grown up sometimes (believe me its hard, and sometimes I wonder why I do it), it gets to a point where I quickly recoil, almost painfully, from the acid pool of whatever it is like to be adult. That 'point' is usually reached within five minutes of any effort to Be Adult.

I don't get it, why do adults have to be so... CHILDISH? Kids are way better at that stuff, and let's face it, they just do it right. Ok time to explain myself.

I'll zoom straight into it: rallying and publicizing. Most common method: posters. How they **** this up: one party puts a poster here, then the next day you find the other party's poster above it, maybe a half size bigger. And if that's not enough, they might even throw in another poster above that just to show who's boss.

Meeting the people: They're gonna be voting, so it makes sense. But visiting them in, uh, McDonald's? People go there to eat. Heck if I were having a meal and one of these people come up to me to say hi and try to touch my hand or something I'll just go (in one of my Fun accents): DHOOD can't ya see I'm trying to eat? Don'-DON'T TOUCHME. (I could go on and on and ON but I'll save the comic parts for another time. HMMMMMMM I like writing funny things.)

And if they really, honestly believe that making hand contact is goodish, then why not just split up so eveyrone in the room gets to touch everyone o ya handZ. A lotta times I see them walking in single file-ish for a big part of the time, and so only like a LUCKY FEW getta shake. Regardless, you can tell some of them aren't interested, some even repulsed at the idea of shaking some fella's hand. Can't really blame them on that part, I've seen idiots digging their noses in public, scratching here scratching there. At least wipe on yourself or something but noooo you just wanna frickin' SHARE YOUR SHIT.

Thanks.

Lastly, if you wanna rally, make it AWESOME. Don't come out with a stupid hairstyle, try to act cool, read off your script, and then end it lamely. Hype the crowd! Get a mosh going! Bodysurf! Heck you could set something on fire if you need to! (Because SCDF will be there in less then 8 mins and they'll whoop that fire's ass with style and everyone will be happy. No, happiER cos they got to see something damn cool.) (Sigh wish I could turnout.)

I saw a clip of this someone's speech on tha noows. Like, News 5 Tonight. Person was at the mic, a guy on each side. Think it was a she. Yeah positive now. At the last word, she pumped her fist in the air. Guy on her right did the same, although a little laggy and unenthusiastically. Guy on her left lifted his arm... to adjust his spectacles. And that was it. I was embarassed for them.

I think I wanna write to the Forum or something, about how campaign guidelines should take into account the environmental impact. And voters should think about all this too. I don't have too cos I'm too young haha suck on that, old beatches, you go queue up and vote while I do something FUN.

I know Pierre Png looked rreeeaal excited when he was explaining about the whole voting process. Him and his cool bag and beard.

Haha and I thought 'political party' was supposed to be fun, like, you know, party, heh.
Heh... *ahem* Well.

Whale time done (well I'm done).

I'm so happy my workouts have been going well. My back feels a little sheeshy a lotta times but ohwellwhatever.

I'M. Gonna go now.

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