(that's noob photoshopping within ten minutes, I guess everyone's gotta start somewhere)
BUT NOW!
I don't want me money back, I wanna keep the damn shampoo, I LOVE it! Its the red one, can't be bothered to recall the name, plus the conditioner (read the back, I laughed in the shower), makes for one happy shower experience. Though I smell like a girl now. Come to think of it, I've not intentionally used too many MASCULINE-scented cleansing mixes, so I guess the girl smell thing isn't new. But this smell is different, its really nice. Oh no what if I turn myself on.
BUT I ALREADY DO.
HAH.
You just wanna throw up now, doncha. Go on, let it aaaallll out. Yeah that's it, nice and retchy. Speaking of which, I listened to every track of Adam's new album, countless times today. I quite liked some of 'em, and a few were very Britney sounding. And gay. Though there's nothing wrong with that, nuh-uh.
This is how the album looks like, in case you've been living under some unfortunate rock somewhere:
Kinda hawt, doncha think. Makes me feel all gay n stuff. Though I'll never wanna bang another guy. You see I've always wanted to ba yeah I know you're squirming, at least mentally, so I'll stop hahahhaha.
But you can still puke, right. I mean, you may not have puked the first time round.
Shall we give it another shot then?
No?
What, really?
Well I don't really give a shit, so amma do what I wanna do. And that's show you these, which you might have seen before. I just couldn't stop laughing:
And while you're wasting time, check this out. That Alex dude is truly awesome.
And I have a confession to make. I lied. I didn't 'couldn't stop laughing'. I actually just laughed here and there, and that's it. Most of my laughter is done when I'm alone anyway hahahahhaha.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Today when I was out I forgot I had a moustache. I realized you may behave differently based on how you think you look. Once I realized I had a moustache and a messy goatee, my face must have changed somehow. Deep inside, I knew I just couldn't pull of the 'freshly shaved hairless git' look. More about this later.
Later.
Hello I've come to inconvenience you, that ok?
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