For starters, twas hella nice being with 2nd Chance I mean Family again, love you guys. Filzah I know you might deny it, but please consider the remote possibility that you might get older than me 'depending on the year'. Hahahahah. Happy birthday again.
LOLLLLLL CHEF-IQ, I'm cracking up again haahahahhahaaaahahahha.
And btw it was fairly intimidating to be in the presents of TWO cikgus ah. Hwalao eh talk about hidden stress.
Right, moving on. I'll tell you now life is fair, but its undeniable we always get a lot of shit. At my age, the most relevant form of shit is NS. While I've not masok-ed, I've heard lotsa stories. Mine spine doth tingle.
But it might be a strange thing that just awhile ago while doing the dishes, I was made privy to to a section of the Workings of Life. Yes, I was illuminated, I was given understanding of a certain mystery. Washing dirty cutlery... therapeutic, really.
Its also exciting that I now know what the government has known for so long. For 40-ish years that is, since the implementation of NS. NS is where they give you shit.
AND WHY? You might ask.
Crudely put, they are trying to fertilize you. Not in the sexual way, not to reproduce, but in the botanical way.
Yes, gentlemen... take a deep breath... pause now. Then read: ...we are plants.
The government realize that! So what they do through NS, is give us a lot of shit - fertilizer! So that we may grow into healthy adult plants. Then we'll have hugeass fruits, whic- wow that just brought a crude image to mine. I'll stop here.
Today I was pissed of to the MAX again, and managed to keep my cool. No hitting, no shouting, nothing. But I was seething like shit. Then I wondered: how strange it is for me to always have so much fun when I'm out with other people, but come home to family, whom I love dearly, only to be filled with less desirable emotions.
Maybe cos I don't live with my friends hah. But whatever, I think I need that dose of pith everyday else I'll get too happy and become, araknow, likka loozer?
Looking forward to displacing heavy objects. Keep healthy everyone, because HEALTH is STEALTH. Think about it.
You know, I was sinking... maybe floats would do the trick?
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