Alhamdulillah, all is well. I've gone back to being upside down, it has helped my head. I have not had enough chicken, I'm so going to the market tomorrow. With Mak. Mother and son time, *applause*!!!

Today's headlines:

Psychic Exhibition at Town Square Was 'Mind-Blowing'.

EXCLUSIVE! I will tell you all about my 2s2p.

If you scroll down a bit you'll see a photo of me naked. I'm not really naked of course, but in H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds the author described himself as 'being naked' when he stumbled out of the collapsed house (I think) without his shirt on. If he says it then it must be right, right? Riiiiiiiight..... I think I'm losing it, I don't post these photos here and I hide them very well in my com and phone, but right now I'm really too hungry to think. I so wanna eat but that requires me to stand up, WALK TO THE KITCHEN. WALK okay, WALK. Then I gotta find something to eat. But that's not the end, I'll have to feed myself, and chew, omg chew, this is already starting to feel tiring.

Or is it.

The mysteries of our world are still quite... mysterious.

Back to the photo. Its all actually in my Shameless Self Promotion Programme, also known as 2S2P or sspp or SP. Why the heck is there a plier beside the keyboard.
2s2p 1: Kara DioGuardi's Terrifying Cover - my cover of her song Terrified
2s2p 2: Adam Lambert's Broken Open Cover oh so its not open anymore
2s2p 3: We Are the Many - cover of the Hyper Hyped Up We are the World song for Haiti

I will get a proper mic soon, and I will learn to sing better, and I will sing more. Then I'll create nanobots and send them through email, and they'll force all of you to... well I don't think they can come out of the email, into our physical world. Hmmm, Hrms, Hermes.

Why are my pants worn so high? Aurat beb. Wow I'm really doing this. If you're a lady reader, now's a good time to close the browser. Otherwise you're a PERWERT! You hear me! A PERWERT! PEE YEE YARR DOUBLEYOU YEE YARR TTI.

Well actually the highlight is how I think my less-haired head makes my body look bigger. But looking at the photo again... you can't see too much of my head. Oh it'd be great too if I had a goatee and red eyes and spikes that shoot from my arms. Next step in my adventurous life is to go skinhead.


Enjoy your lives everyone, you are important in this world. You ARE. And that is why we refer to ourselves as 'I'. It is an ancient Anglo-Colonustrum word that means 'mother of all Importants'.





Thanks so much for the pleasant

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