Latest army initiative: Work from home!
Now, soldiers are testing a new programme which offers them the ability to wage war - from the comforts of their homes! Leaked plans included a Counter-Strike-interface warfare program, turn-based fighting, and live webcam chats with enemy forces.

I know what it is I've not been getting enough of: ultra-manly-dirt-in-your-face-scuffed-elbows-bruised-knee-drenched-to-the-skin time. The closest I got to it (in recent times), was a coupla hours ago. It started raining heavily and so I had to close all the windows. Yeah...

But! As life would have it, my path was not a smooth one. Enter: parents' bedroom. The windows were already closed, yep, but in the wrong configuration. What does that mean? Well I'll tell ya what it means! The window has 3 sliding panels, each in front of the other. So to achieve maximum closure, they must be in a specific arrangement. Alas, and obviously, they were not.

I could feel and hear the whind whining hand whistling through the small gap in the incomplete window closure. I thought for a second, then was quick to act. But even with flawless technique, a significant gap had to be present, through which generous servings of rainwater and cold wind were served. My torso was the fortunate recipient, the sudden onslaught of chilliness a welcome sensation. I would have stood there longer, but the room was at risk of being wetted. Thus concludes my epic adventure.

SO I NEED ANOTHER ONE!

Buuuutttt in the meantime I want you to read all these things, from comixed. Click, please. They made me laff, I hope you laff tu.


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