At times it gets depressing, but as they say, shut it up and move the heck on.
I started a habit that might leave you better off, in more ways you can think.
The habit: One of my NutriFirst (For that burst, There's Nutrifirst!) shakers is always filled to the brim with good 'ol aitch two oh. My target is three bottles a day, no gulping no 'water parades' (hah you poor NS bastards. CD's all about water conservation, what will all the fires and shit we gotta handle) (yeah you handle shit with water, to wash it off, DUH) (not that we clean up shit. shit was used metaphorically) (Gosh I shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place...)
So every now and then I get a mouthful of water, equivalent to about 100ml.
Why's it good?
You need to be constantly hydrated. Yada yada. If you do what I do, you ensure your body is constantly supplied with sky juice, without the hassle of going to get yourself a glass of water. Pssht, I KNOW RIGHT.
How else is it good? You said more ways than I can think!
Well you read right! See besides possibly causing YOU to start portablizing water, my routine is in fact benefiting you! Yes, YOU! See with all this water coming in at the right times, I'm making my health... well, healthier. And a healthier me is a better me, which means I can serve you better!
I KNOW RIGHT!!
It fits that my conclusion of this post is gonna be a desperate plea, a soulful cry originating from the depths of my being; one last lurch for safe ground while my mind is pulled forcefully down the perilous slopes of Doubt and The Unknown. Please, in the name of God, abandon all this anonimity! I NEED NAMES!!! The whole 'mystery identity' thing KILLS ME! If I was a vampire I'd say it burrrnnssssss ussssssss! but I'm NOT so I don't know what to say! YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM!
Kinda what I feel on the inside. Less sad, more groping in the dark. And while I'm at it... maybe a tad more muscles. You know we- but I kin- ah ok nevermind. Oh and if my efforts go nowhere, its more of:
I didn't realize how good it could feel looking at pictures of crying babies. It is cos they look so adorable? Or that I can laugh at their suffering reduced to a silent still. I'm undecided on that one...
Hahahhahahahah ok I think I took it far enough. Stay off your sugary treats long enough and soon you won't need 'em. Live it up people.
Eyes scream, when I cry, oh the many meanings!