Oh its late how did it come to this!

Well anyways I was watching Singapore Talking, and boy did someone keep going off topic with all his 'feeder bus' and 'public transport' talk. I considered calling in, but with that geezer around? Nah I didn't wanna have anything to do with what was going on on TV. Which was why I started making fun of them all and not-pay attention. The crackpot in the blue shirt? You know, the fella who owns a car but 'hate driving in the congested roads. I hate to find the parking lot'. Yeah that Genius. After making a stupid semi-point he gives a stupid face. Squashes everything together and flattens his mouth in a failed attempt at a wide grin; I could almost hear him go 'Hnggggg'. Ask me and I'd re-enact for you.

What I would've said anyways was, that if Lynn could 'wait for the right time' to buy a car, it just means she can WAIT. And if you can WAIT it means you don't NEED IT, so don't fucking talk so much and just NOT buy a car. Also, I think this whole car issue has got to do with the Singaporean Lifestyle. Its rush here rush there let's all get on the train and stand near the doors cos I don't wanna miss a thing. Even when I dream of you the sweetest dream will never do, cos I'm in the train baby, and I don't wanna miss a thing. Btw this is for all you morons out there:


You get the picture; its all this hushy rushy thang that's got us (except me) worked up (yet insufficiently worked out) and wanting to get somewhere quickly. Just pop a coupla chill pills and relaxxxxx. Take it slow and easy, don't be going about things like you're gonna die or something. Cos if you are, then you really ought not to be trying to get on a train. Araknow but personally, if I knew I was gonna die, I'd wanna do holy stuff and whatever. Commutation would be lost somewhere at the bottom of my list.

Anyway I'd like to share some videos I enjoyed; in my usual fashion I'd go ahead and embed the thangs but somehow I feel I'm not up to the task now. No, not today. So instead I'll serve you up with This and Thiss and Thisss.

This: Moosebutter's version of John William's Star Wars theme.
Thiss: A whole damn CHOIR singing that song.
Thisss: This one guy's cover of a Flight of the Conchord's songs. Attention to lyrics please.

Its funny that after almost 20 years in my body I'm still not accustomed to it. Sometimes my throat hurts when I talk, and my blocked ears can get pretty darned irritating especially when I sing. Cos then everytime I hit certain notes the sound just reverberates in my whole damn head and it sucks. Its been a super long time since my nasal passages have been clear. Like whoosh clear you know, blow air in one nostril and my brains will come out the other.

But I'm thinking, if its all me, its mine, then surely I can control it in some way. People can meditate to slow or even stop their hearts for awhile, cancel away pain and whatever. I guess this implies that my 'problems' can be Willed away? I'll only find out after 26.5 days of Willing, cos you know, that's standard Will principles. "The mentalifyingness of it all is a true cycle." Yes yes we've all heard that line a million times, come on there must be something else you fellas could tell us!

I totally agree with you then when you suggest we port the tachyon boosters, because they really get in the way of multiplanes. I mean isn't it pretty obvious by now that interstellar travel is only secondary to quantic fross? Sheesh, Diplomaticas. I expected Moar. Hah that was a brilliant pun, no?

Lol I wish I could write like that about real life stuff. Hah yeah stop scratching your head/huh-hing/wo'eva. And just for kicks, here's my current FB profile pic. Did yall notice the amateur editing hahaha. Is it familiar? Yes it is, to me.

I'm up to my nonsense again but thank God for Tumblr. Now I can get my fix and you can stay alive. Before I go, congratulations to all my Man Friends (HAHAHAHAH too tempting to resist typing it that way) who're where they want to be in NS. But wherever you are, its undeniable that I have more respect for you now. The shit you've been through while I've been living a heck of a good life? Now that's something. This whole NS thing really makes you grow.

Growing. That's one thing I like. And a quick one: I think its at this point in our lives where our friends really change the most and people go out and be the people they're probably gonna be for the rest of their lives. You make more friends, everyone knows about ninja company, once jerks are probably less jerks or even nice people, some of 'em are going cool places, and you think about some people in a different way, realize someone's talents, find out someone did something hella cool, maybe even see people where you'd least expect them. Public toilet 2nd last cubicle. Hahahahhahahahaha where'd THAT come from.

I wanted to talk about my first run in 8109384203 gajillion millin million years but I think the post's long enough. I'm hungry. Why the HECK does it always have to end like this...

Use a moisturizer for your face and never underestimate the power offff SUNBLOCK. Neutrogena Moisture has both! Get it now for onl- right you get it. If you're still alive then LIVE IT UP!





'Tis a wonderful feeling

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