That's how my desktop looks now, after spending hours tweaking it last night. Sleeping at 430? Kinda totally worthit. You can't deny its (desktop) at least a liiiiitle bit sexay.
So what did I do?
Backed up my data, created a system restore point, then downloaded the uxtheme.dll patcher. Patching took a few seconds, then I was off to look for themes. Settled on this cos it wasn't as micro as everything else; mine eyes suffered a great deal with the 'compactness' and overly ambitious slim-concepts of other themes. It looks so hypocritical and what, pirated? The mac logo and all, but I don't give a shit yet. I'm gonna try tweaking this theme itself, see if I can get a cooler start button, and less mac-ness. Macs are nice, sure, but I'm not running a mac.
I'm now a whopping 2.5 metres tall, I weigh 66 kg and I'm stronger and leaner. In a crowded train, I need only flex my triceps and people are pushed aside, giving me space to walk out. At a restaurant I only need tighten my quads before the nearest waiter senses I'm ready to order. At home while I eat, I wash the dishes concurrently for every time I lift the spoon to my mouth. I don't need backpacks because I have my back. I go hunting with only my traps. And when I wanna get out of my clothes, I need only bounce my pecs.
Hahahahha that was fun. That's all for now, get enough fruit and veggies everyday and remember to cut your nails. Its a waste when you dress up and look good, but have nailz like a lycanthrope.
Last rep to wrap it all up up pump